party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
