Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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