I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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