Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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