I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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