Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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