I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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