xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I am mentally ready for anal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
