I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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