You work out of a Hotel?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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