He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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