this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The best revenge is premature balding
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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