ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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