He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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