in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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