The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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