Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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