office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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