forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize