your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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