With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
