You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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