I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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