Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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