: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i think my cat just said my name.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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