Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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