my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I had to cum in my sink.
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