If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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