Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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