is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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