I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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