So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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