Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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