I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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