looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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