Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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