Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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