Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
