was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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