She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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