It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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