I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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