He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I think i got beer on your cat.
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