New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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