If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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