So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this beer tastes like vomit already
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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