Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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