i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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