i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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