She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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