True but thats because hes a fetus.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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