I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
