Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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