"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
vagina is talking i cant
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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