I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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