i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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